RONNIEISMS

I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONE

SHE ARRIVED IN FLORIDA SAFE AND SOUND AND ALL WAS WELL. A SCRABBLE GAME VIA COMPUTER CONTINUED, AND A MORNING PHONE CALL, THINGS WERE GOING SMOOTHLY EXCEPT FOR MY NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE WAY. HE DIDN'T SMILE AS MUCH AS WHEN SHE WAS HERE, HE WALKED AT A SLOWER PACE AND HE SAID "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" MORE THAN ONCE. THEN ONE MORNING I AWOKE TO THE SOUND OF HER VOICE COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM. WHAT THE HELL, HOW DID SHE GET HERE? I JUMPED OUT OF BED TO FIND HER AND MY WIFE SKYPEING. WHAT AN INVENTION. YOU CAN SEE PEOPLE BEFORE THEY PUT ON MAKEUP OR FIX THEIR HAIR, WHAT A REVALATION!

I'M STILL IN AWE OF TELEVISION AND MEN ON THE MOON AND NOW, THROUGH THE COMPUTER YOU CAN MAKE A NO CHARGE VIDEO CALL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

CAN WE GET A HEALTH CARE BILL THAT PLEASES EVERYONE? CAN WE FIND A CURE FOR CANCER? CAN THERE BE PEACE IN THE WORLD? CAN RELATIVES EVER SAY "I WAS WRONG, CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?"

HOPEFULLY I'LL STILL BE UPRIGHT WHEN ALL OF THIS COMES TO PASS BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WILL CONTINUE TO PROVIDE SMILES TO THOSE I MEET ON MY MISSION OF "MAKING HAPPY".