Ronnieisms

I had a very funny, I thought, and head swelling experience this week during a nuclear stress test. After being wired up, I stepped onto the treadmill and when it started the nurse yelled "Stop, I have the wrong person. I'm supposed to be testing a 74 year old man." "What's your name", she asked, "Shapiro" I replied. "You're kidding" she says. "You don't look anywhere near 74." I told her that she had made my day.